Begrudgingly Bridal Pt. 3: The Wedding Rules

For legal reasons due to threats of violence, this is a joke.

  • No Baby’s Breath, Literally or Figuratively

It’s an ugly flower and I don’t like children. Don’t bring either of them.

  • Unplugged Ceremony

As the only exception to Rule #1, I am allowing my older sister the option to bring her daughter, my niece Sloane.

If she is in attendance, Sloane will not be my flower girl, she will be my phone girl. She will be…

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